Let's make up a crack paring no one would ever think of because it srsly wasn't meant to ever be thought about...

Like renesme x carsilie (idc how you spell it.)
..-shudders- dasdjfndsj let's not go there.
anyways, just my little opened that i don't want to talk about.
testing another journal layout.. OR at least, I would be, if it weren't for this BS.

Which brings us to my real subjects. I have questions; hopefully, you have answers. The first is of high importance and vury urgent.

SO, apparently, this laptop has been afflicted with viruses, ne? Nothing really works, (task manager, paint, notepad, etc) and when the virus scanner comes up, tells you all the crap that's hurting your computer, and says you should remove it. Well, you click remove threats, and then it says "OH, THIS IS A TRIAL VERSION. WE ONLY TELL YOU YOU HAVE VIRUSES. PLEASE BUY THE FULL VERSION TO GET RID OF THEM. TOUGH LUCK BIZNATCH." Yeah. Like I'm going to pay more than 5o$ for that. >:L
Anyways, so, throwing that aside (It's still persistently talking about getting rid of the viruses) I go download this free program called SpywareTerminator, and do a scan on that. It says I have some viruses, and thankfully, it gets rid of them for me. BUT! Nothing's changed, the trial version of phail is still bothering me for chiz, and still nothing works, and there's a crapload of lag... and and ant just bit my foot but wth. Anywai, so, my good buddies. What should I do at this point? D:

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Then, we have our next two questions, which I don't understand the meaning of, and maybe you perverted people out there can help.. If you want to that is.

The first occurred at lunch one day, where ~Anime724 said something about a number, which if I can remember correctly, was 39? Right?
Well, apparently, it was some joke, and I didn't get it, but she wouldn't explain it to me because apparently she didn't want to kill my innocence, so to speak. ._. So, explain it to me or do as she did and leave me hanging just for that. Do what you wish. Dx<

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Next happened on one of my sites in progress, IS, (there's a link to it at the bottom, if you care) this one person said the following, and again, I didn't get it. If you care to explain it to me, feel free to. (I hadn't asked for one at that time because I was unsure of the outcome.. >w> )

DI(E)CE (the two "kings" who are gay for each other, among other people who might be gay for them as well)

So really, these two are due to my curiosity, and don't really need to be answered. xD

Ten gomens for the wall of text and zero icons/smilies. (yes, just ten)